Haiku:
One more for T-Town–
Already four hands to shake.
Now a bow to make.
Name: Tam Nguyen
Current Beverage: Gentleman Jack (no Coke)
Team: Ole Miss Black Bears. Naw I’m just kiddin’ y’all, eff that! Colonel Reb 4 Lyfe!
Year: Senior (Perma-rookie)
Number: Never bought a jersey
Double Secret On-Field Nickname: Fried Rice (I brought 5 gallons of fried rice for the team. Not racist.) Carbo-load, Asian style.
Typical Role: Tallest Man on the Field/Enforcer
Frequent Fashion: Braces/Cotton T (size small, extra shrunk, sleeves optional). Sun’s out, guns out.
Best Frisbee Friend: Brian Morris (Did y’all know that guy used to play SEC football????)
Dream Hook-up: Brian Morris (Did y’all know that guy has the penis of an SEC football player?)
Snake Fact: Are you speaking Parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
Worst Frisbee Moment: When I realized I would never sky Erek Allen again because he stopped going deep against me:
“Foul!” Contest or karma? Contest! WTF is Karma? You wanna go?!
Finally, your teammates are allowed one hyperbolic statement about one thing you probably only do moderately well some of the time:
I Googled how to hammer last week. Now? Best in the Section, bitch.
