So, much has been made of this mythical pull by the now-legendary John Clemmer. It started as a tall tale, became folk lore and now has blow up into a myth of gargantuant proportions.
I heard from a guy at work today — in Ohio, mind you — that Clemmer’s pull was so strong that it threw the Earth off its axis for but a moment on Sunday, causing a split second of lost time in a second universe governed by the Great UnderLord.
I dismissed this tale as fiction, because we all know the second universe is governed by none other than Brad Jones.
But then my grandmother called and told me that she heard Clemmer’s pull was so sick that it made all the little old grandmothers cry at her nursing home. And then all the old, wrinkly grandfathers started to cry because they realized they would never be as sick as Clemmer’s pull.
But again, I dismissed this senile old woman’s claims due to her … well … senileness. And then it came, like a beacon in the night — photographic evidence of Big Foot Clemmer’s mythical pull.
Let the legend grow.
Siiiiiick. By the way, whose head is that?!?
This is getting ridiculous. It was a lucky pull.
Oh Clemmer, you’re my hero!
it’s not lucky when it happens TWICE…just sayin…
All I have to say is that I was there and that pull and the one in the Auburn game won the game.
That is definitely the ugly face of Steven Zeke Zittrower
lmao.
Yea it probably did win the game. I huck. Its what I do.
his dog’s name is huck!!!! i can’t make this up!
How appropriate it is to have Zeke’s head on the pic, since this was the pull that knocked Vandy out of regionals
Are you insinuating that I had something to do with this marvelous pull? If you’ve seen my pulls I think you’d reconsider ;-)